Why is computer better than women?
Why is computer better than women? 20 reasons why is computer better than women:
- Computer does not care how you look.
- Computer can’t be angry if you not respond immediately.
- Computer always wait for you
- Computer can’t have PMS.
- Computer never forgets your birthday.
- Computer can’t compare you to previous user.
- Computer did not accept calls from previous users.
- Computer doesn’t say: “Do you come home now?”
- Computer doesn’t ask: “Do you have another computer?”
- Computer never start a conversation about marriage.
- Computers don’t care if you’re married.
- Computer can’t look your phone book or digging through your pockets.
- Computer is simply Start and Shut down.
- You can share computer with friends.
- Computer doesn’t make a scene when you arrive home late.
- Computer not shave his legs with your razor.
- Computer will not call you 100 times a day.
- You don’t need to say him that you love him.
- Computer doesn’t care for the difference in years.
- Computer has a warranty.
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frilink write on 05. January 2010 on 4:48 am
SO………so true
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joe write on 12. February 2010 on 9:09 am
so true
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Jenny write on 28. February 2010 on 7:01 pm
Computers can’t to your laundry.
Computers doesn’t make you dinner.
Computers doesn’t buy new toilet paper when you’ve used all.
Computers can’t clean your house.
One computer can’t watch your kids.
A computer can’t make your kids go to bed.
Computers will not celebrate your birthday.
A computer can’t be your date on your friends wedding.
A woman can’t brake by virus.
Computers don’t have own money to spend. It’s living on your money.
Other people cant hack a woman like the can do with your computer.
Computers don’t have beautiful boobs.
A computer get unusable in three years.
and more on request.
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